&SEX FACTS I've found these on the internet, they're kinda interesting to read, probably too much than you need to know tho ;)

A man produces 3 million new sperm cells every hour of his life.

The average male member in all its glory is 6 inches long and 5 inches in circumference.

'70s porn star Annie Sprinkle claims have had sex with more 3,000 men.

5% of men admit to self pleasuring twice a day.

Hanged men become erect as they die.

The average amount of male ejaculate is about 1 tablespoon, or 10cc, which is how the bands 10cc and Lovin' Spoonful got their names.

A humpback whale's erect schwanse is 10 feet long.

White women get 97% of boob jobs.

A man's sticky starch contains protein and trace minerals, and only 15-25 calories per serving.

Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more then 6 sex toys.

67% of men prefer women who shave south of the border.

Former Cuban President Batista spoke out against the growing scourge of American and European pornography, arguing that it took business away from local prostitutes.

A father and son are most often identical in the size of their wedding tackle.

John Lennon's first sexual experience was being fondled at age 12 by a man he didnt know.

Brainy chicks are kinkier. College grads have more oral sex then high school dropouts, and women with PH.D's are twice as likely to want a one night stand then those with bachelor's degrees.

Its much easier for a woman to catch an STD then it is for a man.

The bedroom is the room in which most people tell a lie.

Oral sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, parts of Michigan, North Carolina, South Carolina, Utah, and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.

One in 3 men cheats on his partner, as opposed to 1 in 4 women.

Only 28% of female cheaters get caught.

Vigorous sex burns between 100 and 200 calories.

What do bull testicles, goat eyes, deer sperm, and rhino horn have in common? They are some of the 100s of things eaten by men for alleged aphrodisiac properties.

15% of priests and nuns break their vows of chasity.

A 15 year old girl in Mississippi can marry without parental consent, but must wait a year to legally have sex with her new husband.

The vast majority of men come within six mintues of penetration.

JFK lost his virginity to a $3 hooker.

Pre-marital sex was illegal in Connecticut until the late '60s.

For centuries, the Catholic church declared "man on top" the only acceptable position for sex. Its called missionary position because missionaries were to teach it as part of their efforts to "civilize" non-Christian races.

Receiving oral sex is No. 1 on american males' sexual top 10, with straight intercourse, threesomes, and groping in the top 5.

Americans spend more money on peep shows and strip clubs then all forms of legitimate theater, Broadway, classical music, opera, and jazz combined.

Sex with a woman is the third most common fantasy for gay men.

The biggest wang on record is 12 inches, erect.

Most men who see prostitutes are married.

The first known sex film was made in 1894, a mere six year from the inception of motion pictures. While porn was illegal until the early 1970s, evidence if randy old-timers is now widely available on video compilations such as What got Grandpa Hot.

The age of consent in the USA is primarily split between 16 and 18 years old. However, in liberal Hawaii, 14 year olds are allowed to have sex as adults.

City dwellers have almost twice as many sexual partners as rural residents. They are also twice as likely to cheat or visit a hooker.

Married couples in their late 20s have sex an average of 2.5 times week.

Gay men rate higher then straight men in dissatisfaction with the size of their sexual organ.

90% of men were happy with their first sexual encounter as opposed to 66% of women.

Until 1972, homosexuality was officially a mental illness, classified as such along with schizophrenia and multiple personalities.

The average age for both genders for a first sexual experience is 17.

Most men chalk up fewer then 10 sexual conquests in their whole lives.

There are more 20-year-old virgins now then there were in the late '50s.

A well run strip club cam gross as much as $5 million per year.

You wouldnt know it from watching Sex and the City, but most women have had fewer then 5 sex partners.

Gay men buy 10 times more CDs then straight men.

Both men and women are most likely to have their first orgasm alone.

Science has proof of men who are barely half an inch when fully extended.

President Nixon, whose administration launched a costly government anti-porn campaign, loved going to strip clubs.

A condom will last about a month in a wallet before the rubber gets worn down by friction, making it more likely to break.

The record for male orgasm is 16 in one hour.

Wood blocks, sea sponges, and lemon halves were barrier birth-control methods used in the past.

Women who smoke average twice as many sex partners as those who dont.

A top porn star can earn $20,000 a week dancing at strip clubs.

Andy Warhol claimed to have encountered a man who was blessed with 2 members; the producers of Caligula claim their similar double-donged orgy jockey was also the real thing.

A man's unit shrinks slightly right after viewing or participating in a sports victory.

Jews and Atheists have more sex partners then Catholics and Protestants

A woman is sexually peaks in her early 30s, a man in his late teens.

There are nearly 150 new adult video titles released weekly.

In Thailand, free vasectomies are performed on the king's birthday.

Circumcision for christian males became widespread after doctors claimed it helped curb self-abuse.

30% of men suffer from premature ejaculation.

Almost half of all adults urinate a bit during sex.

Learned men believed well into the 20th century that "self-abuse" caused epilepsy.

A British doctor found that Olympians performed better 90 minutes after knockin' boots.

According to a 1996 study, men from NY produce the highest rate of sperm in america. Men from LA produce the least.